This guy Looks like a young Bill Engvall
And I am attracted to him.. wtf?!! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR_goY_nwDc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Harry reading some interesting book whereas the Battle of Hogwarts goes on lol
It’s “How to Defeat Lord Voldemort for Dummies”.
haha
At least he wants hers and not someone else’s. lol
- my mom: (reading about neil gaiman) did he write that episode of doctor who where the ship turned into a human?
- me: yes
- my mom: was it sad?
- me: very sad
- my mom: what happened?
- me: she said hello to the doctor and turned back to the ship in the end and he was tearing up a bit because of it
- my mom: yeah, but now if he feels bad he can just lay naked against the ship and she'd be okay with it because he knows now that they love each other
- me: .....
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- my mom: what
*added by me* Green Day fans in a nutshell
- me: I love the way you smell right now...
- Billie Joe Armstrong:
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- Billie Joe Armstrong: who are you? why are you in my bed?
- Tré Cool: Who's that?
- Mike Dirnt: what the fuck is she doing here? I though that it was just us tonight
Water bottle why you so funny? lol
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Wrong.. I had sex once where it didn’t feel good at all.. I felt nothing. lol
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Can’t stop watching this! “Equestria girls. We’re pony fabulous. Boots on hooves Bikinis on Top!”
i hate coffee
I used to love coffee until I couldn’t drink any for a while and the lack of it gave me headaches… So now I’m like. Fuck you coffee.
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Moral of the story: Don’t steal someone’s train. Biatch!
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